in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
actual footage of me walking to class in the morning
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
I love this record!
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
little by little.
Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via silentsanity)