imeatingpizzarightnow: Just because the school system doesn’t acknowledge your talents doesn’t mean you don’t have any
beliebers: people who think they’re fat when they’re actually not
t3sticl3z: i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like” U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC BITCH
saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
knightscrest: a young boy made out of lettuce is a salad
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
shavingryansprivates: i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
peanutbutta: It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
shalrath: we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
slurpeenis: world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
sojetlife: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
bigstupidbaby: personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
earthnation: omg i love when people i hate turn out ugly