May 2013
imeatingpizzarightnow:
Just because the school system doesn’t acknowledge your talents doesn’t mean you don’t have any
beliebers:
people who think they’re fat when they’re actually not
t3sticl3z:
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
BITCH
saddeer:
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
knightscrest:
a young boy made out of lettuce is a salad
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
shavingryansprivates:
i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
peanutbutta:
It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
shalrath:
we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
slurpeenis:
world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
sojetlife:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
bigstupidbaby:
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
earthnation:
omg i love when people i hate turn out ugly
